Two terrorists walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says “We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey” The Bartender asks “Why a donkey?” Then Terrorist 2 says “See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people.”
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot
it worked
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Why did the orphan cross the road. Because they thought they saw there parents(plot twist the orphan got ran over)
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
Someone is adding dirt to my garden! The plot thickens!
