what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
True Story
A CO was receiving inmates as they're being recalled from their assigned jobs to prepare for count. An inmate that had passed the officer returned bleeding through his trousers from his crotch. The inmate had an argument with his lover who had told him that he wasn't enough woman for him. As the inmate was bleeding he was crying out. "He doesn't love me anymore!!" The officer called for medical assistance and went into the assigned cell. He found the severed penis. He fished it out of the toilet and placed it in a plastic bag with ice. He claimed that the medical staff at the hospital could reattach it. He took a ribbing from his fellow officers, because ,most would've flushed it. I retired and months later saw a fellow officer at the store. As we caught up, I mentioned that the last incident I responded to was 'the severed penis' the officer tells me that the inmate severed his penis again after it was reattached and flushed it himself.
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs? A plastic surgeon 😷
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
What is more used than plastic? Hookers
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
China as fake as bitches with plastic surgery and talk bout body positivity
Be careful around fire plastic melts
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
So when Kim kardasion went into the ocean the lifeguard said no plastic littering
