Pitch Black jokes

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

What color was the plane after it hit the tower?

It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.