Pitch Black jokes

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.

Roses are red.

My soul is black.

I am never getting my dad back.

Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?

Because Black people can’t swim.

Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?

A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.