Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs aren’t. I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately... but I hope it’s you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mine😏
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth
I heard you were looking for a stud... I already have the STD, all I need is u.
What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
just a pickup line
ayo bbg r u maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in
this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao
are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Are you my friend?.. bc I would make you more then that
Pickup line:are u the internet cause i feel a connection
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a "Bone" condition
Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you
Are you in the alphabet cos I wanna give you the d