George Floyd jokes jokes

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe

How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.

What's George Floyd's newest song?

"I can't breathe."

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."