George Floyd jokes jokes

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

Are you George Floyd?

Cause you take my breath away! 😮‍💨

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.