George Floyd jokes jokes

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

Are you George Floyd?

Cause you take my breath away! 😮‍💨

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."