George Floyd jokes jokes
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."