Pickup Line Jokes

Are you my friend?.. bc I would make you more then that

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mine😏

I heard you were looking for a stud... I already have the STD, all I need is u.

What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits

What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking

Are you in the alphabet cos I wanna give you the d

Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a "Bone" condition

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya

What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.

you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers

This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u

this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao

are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in

just a pickup line

ayo bbg r u maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in

Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs aren’t. I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately... but I hope it’s you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.