Physical health jokes
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
My mental health.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Community talk
One step closer to abssss
so like my houlder moved to btoh my shoulders and throughout bt=oth shoulders and inbetween the shoulders in my back so bad i cant fucking sleep and i cant turn my head to either side or look down or to far up i cant move my arms and everything just hurts.