Physical health jokes
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
Community talk
One step closer to abssss
so like my houlder moved to btoh my shoulders and throughout bt=oth shoulders and inbetween the shoulders in my back so bad i cant fucking sleep and i cant turn my head to either side or look down or to far up i cant move my arms and everything just hurts.