Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
A man gets an email from his doctor.
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."
The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs
