If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
Pharmacy Jokes
A man comes into the pharmacy to get a flu shot. The pharmacy nurse prepares one of the shots. The man gets the shot, and the nurse cleans the shot area.
The next day, the man comes back and gets another shot. Before he paid, the nurse said, “Don’t you realize if you get another shot you may die from overdose?” The man said, “Don’t you realize if you don’t shut up I’ll give you a shot of lead?” The nurse got scared and quit her job.
The nurse was relaxing, looking for a vacation to book, when all of a sudden she hears an odd noise. It sounds like someone cocking a gun. The man was hiding behind the nurses bushes. “In return for you giving me shots, here are yours,” said the man as he was chuckling like a psycho. The man shot the nurse in the leg so she couldn’t escape, then he shot her left hand, which is the lady’s dominant hand, so she couldn’t call the cops. For the finishing move, the man curb stomped the fucking life out of her until her head was as flat as paper.
9 years later......
All along, this man, this psycho, escaped a mental hospital. He went on mass genocide, killing 20,000 people in just 3 years. This man is more than human, more than alien, more than god himself. It was Satan reborn.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
A man gets an email from his doctor.
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."
The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
