Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
A man gets an email from his doctor.
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."
The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
