Pessimism jokes
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
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Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
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My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.