Personification jokes

A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"