How do u lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam
Why canโt you have a proper conversation with the gay person? Theyโre never straight with you
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure"
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy
