Permit jokes
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
Can I get a building license?
It's the end of the world!
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Community talk
Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more
I just want to address a situation that has been causing me concern within the community. It has come to my attention that, for reasons that remain unclear to me, I've consistently been asked to leave chats and even faced the threat of being banned by the moderators, even tho they are not allowed to ban when they don't have a valid reason.
I have not engaged in any disruptive or harmful behavior during my time on WJ… Read more