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Why can’t orphans go on school trips? They need a parent signature.

Hello, This is my 4th (out of 9) account, the entire reason behind thjs post is for future personal Benefit(don't ask n fuck off)

Blach6 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach6 Left Site and forgot password

Blach66 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach66 Cleared history and forgot password

Blach66.1 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach661 Banned for Racial Slurs, I think all my N- know what that means.

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Hello, This is my 4th (out of 9) account, the entire reason behind thjs post is for future personal Benefit(don't ask n fuck off)

Blach6 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach6 Left Site and forgot password

Blach66 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach66 Cleared history and forgot password

Blach66.1 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach661 Banned for Racial Slurs, I think all my N- know what that means.

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Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)

National throw
short people da
y
On October 21, you can anybody under
5'6" with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national
throw short people day.
by Pug? October 6, 2021
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The orphan wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature

“I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you’re really abusing that privilege.”

Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?

parents signature was required

Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because They don't need permission from their Parents

why cant orphans go to sleepovers?

Their parents never say yes

I was absolutely fuming when i found out my mate was rifling through my mums knicker draw

No one goes in there without my permission

Why did orhanbe come to famous

Becus he didn't need parent permission

I saw an off orphan and asked them if they had parent permission

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.