United Airlines jokes

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.