Period

Period Jokes

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her you get your palm red for free

A 90 year old man takes a Viagra Strips of naked lies down in a ally way three chicks walks on by a blond a brunette an a red head

The red head sed I'm not letting that go to waste so she strips of an rides him when she's finished The brunette then strips of naked an rides him the blonds now worried because she just got her period the red head sez he's dead don't let it go to waste so she strips of naked an rides him then he wakes up he then send wow two jump starts an a blood transfusion I'm good to go !

How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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