Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.