Pepperoni

Pepperoni jokes

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Pizza

  • On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

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    Twin Towers

  • Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

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  • Abortion clinic

  • I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

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    Victim

  • Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

    Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

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  • Pizza

  • On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

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  • People

  • Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

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