Pepperoni

Pepperoni Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.