Pepperoni jokes
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].