Pepperoni

Pepperoni Jokes

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.