Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza? It got a bunch of plane.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza.....Sadly, they got planes
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why didn't the twin towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
