Pepperoni

Pepperoni Jokes

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.