Pepperoni Pizza jokes

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.