Pepperoni Pizza jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.