Pepperoni Pizza jokes
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.