Pepperoni jokes
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
