Pepperoni jokes

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

Why are the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!

What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.