Pepperoni jokes

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

Why are the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!

What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.