Pepperoni jokes
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
