Pepperoni jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
