Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
