Pedophille jokes
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
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What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.