Pedophille jokes

I give props to pedophiles.

They always go slow in the school zones.

Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?

A pedophile.

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?

Kum and Go.

Why don’t pedophiles win races?

They like to come in a little behind.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.

What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile.

And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"

OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?

B minor.

You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?

Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?

They both try to get there before the hair does.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic and the other is a priest.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?

"Are you ready kids?"

A pedophile and a priest run a race.

You can’t beat yourself in a race!

Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?

A: Loli-pops.

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"