Pedophille jokes
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.