Pedophille jokes
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.