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Pedophille Jokes
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
