Pedophille jokes
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.