Pedophille jokes
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS