What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
Pedophille Jokes
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
