Pedophille jokes
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Pedophiles smell good.