What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Pedophille Jokes
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Pedophiles smell good.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
