Pod jokes

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.

The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

Poopies in my undies.

Poop poop poop poop poop poop pp ppppppppppppoppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppoooooopppp children pooooooooooooooooop in diapers.

Poooooooooooooooooooooop!

My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.

Poop.

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁