Pod jokes

The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

Beans

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.