Pod jokes

The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.