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Posture

Chei · 2 years ago

Shrimp posture

The image shows a person with an exaggeratedly curved spine playing an electric guitar. The text above the image reads "Me: why is my back always hurting?" and "Me all day:".

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Cat

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up photo of a cooked shrimp. The text overlay says: "Repost if you like shrimp. Or want to rail a cat for 12 hours straight."

Spongebob squarepants

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A yellow, porous, rectangular cartoon character, resembling Spongebob Squarepants, is depicted with a surprised or shocked expression, mouth wide open, and eyes closed, appearing to lie down. Above the character, white text reads: "dam splotch cob got da hair ike fart shrimp sun".

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Shrimp

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
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Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Fire

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A shrimp on fire is dunking a basketball, while sharks are looming in the water below. The image contains the text "Krill yourself."

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Carrot

Asian Kid 清冲吸我的鸡鸡 · 2 years ago

TRY MAI DERICOUS FRY RICE

A bowl of shrimp fried rice is displayed on a wooden surface. The text "TRY MAI DERICOUS FRY RICE" is overlaid on the image.

Dish

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture shows a plate of Cajun shrimp boulettes next to a picture of Andrew Tate. Red circles highlight "boulettes" and Tate.

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Kitchen

D34DL7 N!GHTSH4D3S · 5 months ago

an average day in the dandy's world kitchen :D

A low-resolution drawing featuring characters from the Roblox game Dandy's World. Shrimpo, a red character with green spikes, is depicted aggressively wielding a red stand mixer. To the right, another toon character with brown coloring and wide eyes looks on with a panicked expression. A watermark for Lemon8 and the handle @tikher1 is visible in the bottom left.

Man

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?

A JUMBO shrimp.