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Posture

1 year ago

Shrimp posture

The image shows a person with an exaggeratedly curved spine playing an electric guitar. The text above the image reads "Me: why is my back always hurting?" and "Me all day:".
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    • Cat

    1 year ago
    A close-up photo of a cooked shrimp. The text overlay says: "Repost if you like shrimp. Or want to rail a cat for 12 hours straight."
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    Spongebob squarepants

    5 months ago
    A yellow, porous, rectangular cartoon character, resembling Spongebob Squarepants, is depicted with a surprised or shocked expression, mouth wide open, and eyes closed, appearing to lie down. Above the character, white text reads: "dam splotch cob got da hair ike fart shrimp sun".
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    • Memes

    1 year ago
    1) buy a lobster [deleted] by My friend is in forensics and works on crime scenes. They find a woman laying on the bathroom floor with a head wound and live baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt residue. After 3 days of investigation, they figured out what happened. Long story short, she bought a lobster from the market. In the market, they feed the lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This woman brings the lobster home, inserts the lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter and puts the flame towards the lobster's head, so the lobster will frantically start shaking his tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from burning his head too long, the lobster, being dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This woman then goes to pee and sees live baby shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks out, falls, and cracks her head open on the bathtub and dies. it happened in Chicago in 2001 ? --- 14 1) wait for horny Chicago 2001 "Lobster Love" Incident
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    • Fire

    10 months ago
    A shrimp on fire is dunking a basketball, while sharks are looming in the water below. The image contains the text "Krill yourself."
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    • Carrot

    1 year ago

    TRY MAI DERICOUS FRY RICE

    A bowl of shrimp fried rice is displayed on a wooden surface. The text "TRY MAI DERICOUS FRY RICE" is overlaid on the image.
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    • Dish

    10 months ago
    A picture shows a plate of Cajun shrimp boulettes next to a picture of Andrew Tate. Red circles highlight "boulettes" and Tate.
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