Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
YO MAMA!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
Your mum... payed other people.. to take YOU!!!!
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, whats your secret?" Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesnt pay anymore.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar foot longs
