Cement jokes
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋