Cement

Cement jokes

Criminal

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

Panera Bread

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Wolf

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

Dwarf

What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?

A wee hard man.