Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Whats the difference between a jesus and the baby in my basement? Jesus died a virgin
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
