Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Spaceballs: The Comment.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
