What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
Whats the difference between a jesus and the baby in my basement? Jesus died a virgin
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
