Parker jokes

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?

Because her neck was killing her.

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.