Parker jokes

Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?

Because her neck was killing her.

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

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Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

Ashton Parkes.

Ashten Parkes

What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.

If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.

What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.