Parker jokes

Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?

Because her neck was killing her.

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

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Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.