Parker jokes

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Chkn Nuget Dino · 8 years ago

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

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Anonymous · 5 years ago

Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?

Because her neck was killing her.

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GG Miller · 2 years ago

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

Jazz

Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."

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Goofy ah · 3 years ago

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You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.