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Parent Jokes

Not to be rude or anything but im not adopted my bf is and some of these are really mean because sometimes there parents give them up just because there ugly or just because of there skin color We should stop making fun of them and yes i do gigle sometimes but they can be relay hurtful sometimes

my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids

My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Some times I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.

There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job

i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Mom: can I tell you a joke Kid: sure Mom: Knock Knock Kid: Who there Mom: Not yo Kid: Not Yo Who Mom: Not Yo Father Kid: Not Yo Husband Either

Billy: hay kid why are you sad

Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents

Billy: oh and how long have you been here

Orphan: about 200 years

Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.

I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her