Why do orphans have no parents Because it was bat man
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
maybe we should stoptalking about orphans there parents will get ma...... oh wait
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage
Son:why
Father:you’ll need them there
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
i love telling jokes about orphans. i mean what are they going to do about it tell their parents?
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? Then won't you slap my face, because I'm bad.
A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came
Why do orphans air It’s invisible just like there parents
what do kids have in comments, they have parents, right?
kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
my parents created a joke 11 yrs ago and people are still laughing at it but i know its not me because jokes have meaning
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there
