Pandemic jokes

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!

Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!