Pandemic jokes

Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.

But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

What if your Corona test is neutral?

You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.

They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Quarantine.

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

Why is Delta jealous?

Because Omicron took the final kill.

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.

When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.