Overweight jokes

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?

The feminist is overweight.

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.