Out jokes

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?

The bottom one ate its way out!

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fishes.

Fishes who?

Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!

Superman has been called to a huge house fire.

Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"

Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"

Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"