Out jokes
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Memes
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.
Chat box hangout.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.