Orphans jokes

Orphan

You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.

Orphan

If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.

Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Orphan

Why did the orphan become a killer?

Because he knew they would not look for him.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?

A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.

Orphan

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

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Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

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    Why is it ok to smack an orphan?

    What are they going to do? Tell their parents!

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    What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    The apple gets picked.

    Orphan

    I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.

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    Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

    Because their dad never came back with milk.

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    Why did the orphans like church so much?

    So they had someone to call father...

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    How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.

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    Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

    Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.

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    New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

    Students: "OOOF"

    Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

    Students: "Your Parents."