Orphans jokes
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why donβt you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
If youβre having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why canβt orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.