How do make an orphans hands bleed: tell them to clap til' their parents get home
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
I got my orphan kid a phone she was pressing the home button but it didn't work
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan the appl gets picked
why do orphans not know if there lactose and tolerant because there dad never came back with milk
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do tell their parents!
what do orphans call a family pic
a selfie
why can't an orphan be gay.because they have no one to call daddy
Roses are red... Orphanes are blue... I killed the preist so i could rape them to.
Q:Why can orphans swim A: they have orfins
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: OOOF
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents.
Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: we don't want him
Orphan: And I took that, Personally-
What’s a orphan favourite game?
GTA because there actually wanted?
Lol
Why does an orphans’ calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So the could be wanted
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
I wish I could kill my family but you realise your an orphan
What do you call a orphan with a boner?
Porn
