Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.