Orphans jokes
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.