If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Orphans Jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
