Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.