Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.