Orphans jokes
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.