Orphans jokes
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.