If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Orphans Jokes
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
