Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.