Orphans jokes

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because nobody misses them.

What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Why can’t orphans play softball?

They can’t find home.

What movie do orphans hate?

Home Alone.

Why do orphans hate family-size candy?

Because they can't share it with their family.

Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.

Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?

He was a family physician.

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?