Orphans jokes
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.