Q. What type of flour do orphans get? A. Self-raising flour
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
What do you call a orphan taking a picture
A family portrait
School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"
Why can’t orphans play gta?
Because they are not wanted
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare? They have no one to call daddy
Why did the orphan become a killer? Because he knew they would not look for him
What cookies did the orphans never tried?? Home made cookies!!
why cant a orphan go on a field trip? they don't have a parent signature.
why can ́t a orphan have milk. his dad didn ́t come back with the milk
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home
Why did the orphan rob the bank. To be wanted
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
what is an orphan call a family picture a selfie
what is the difference about a apple and a orphan
the apple gets picked
why are orphans good at being a criminal because their not wanted
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
you know why orphan can't play baseball, cause they cant find home.
why do orphans want to become criminals to know what it fills like to be wanted