Orphans jokes
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.