Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.