Orphans jokes
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.