Orphans Jokes

what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.

School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"

Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare? They have no one to call daddy