Orphans jokes

What joke could orphan's never understand?

Your Mom jokes.

Q. Why do orphans love elevators?

A. Because they're the only things to raise them.

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

What's an orphan's least favorite store?

Home Depot.

Why can't orphans eat chips?

Because they come in family size.

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

What type of flour do orphans use?

- Self-raising.

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?

None. Neither can see their parents.

What's an upside of being an orphan?

You'll never get grounded again.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.

Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.