Orphans jokes
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.