Orphans jokes

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Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

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(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

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What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

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What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?

The vegetable gets picked.

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What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

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School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

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Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.

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What is an orphan's dad's job?

A magician because he makes himself disappear.

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Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?

They have no one to call "daddy."

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Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.