Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.