Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.