Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Orphans Jokes
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
