Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.