Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Orphans Jokes
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
