I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason
It doesn’t have a home button
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why do orphans like to go to church Because they actually have a father there
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
what is the difference between a apple and a orphan? a apple gets picked.
if an orphan takes a photo... Well done! its a family photo!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
What’s the difference between a orphan and a apple.A apple gets picked.
why can't orphans be gay? because then they would be home-osexual
did you know that the F in orphan means family? theres no f in orphan-? exactly.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family dollar
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? Do you want to go home.
why do orphans use water with their cereal because their dad never came back with the milk
I did a nock nock jock to an orphan i said nock nock he said who is there and i said not tour parentes
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
why cant orphans be gay
bc no one will call them daddy
