Orphans jokes
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.