Orphans jokes
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.