Orphans jokes

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Why are orphans so skinny?

They never eat anything that is family size.

Orphan

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

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Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-

Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."

Orphan: And I took that, personally.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

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How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?

It doesn’t have a home page.

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Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.

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I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

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I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.

It doesn’t have a home button.

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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.

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When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

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For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

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Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.