Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Why did the orphan go to church? So he gets to call someone father.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.