Orphans jokes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.