Orphans jokes
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.