Orphans jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.

What do orphans call a family pic?

A selfie.

Why is it ok to smack an orphan?

What are they going to do? Tell their parents!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.

Why did the orphans like church so much?

So they had someone to call father...

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "OOOF"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your Parents."

Q: Why can orphans swim?

A: They have or-fins.

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-

Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."

Orphan: And I took that, personally.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

So they could be wanted.

How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?

It doesn’t have a home page.

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.

I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.

It doesn’t have a home button.

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"

Did you know that the F in orphan means family?

There's no F in orphan?

Exactly.