Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted
why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny? The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They Dont Have mothers or fathers day.
