Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphans Jokes
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
