Orphans jokes

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Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)

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Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

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Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

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Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

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    Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."

    People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."

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    Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

    Orphan: -no response-

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    Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?

    A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.

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    Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.

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    A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

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    Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.

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    Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆

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    What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

    "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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    Teacher: Describe a penguin.

    Student: Black, white, beak.

    Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

    Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

    Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

    Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

    Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

    Student: It describes you tho.

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    Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.

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    How are orphans and blind kids similar?

    They both have never seen their parents :)