Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.