Orphans jokes
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.