Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.