Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can't." Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)" Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.