Orphans jokes

Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.

One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."

What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

"Fosters."

Why can't orphans go on school trips?

"Parents signature _________"