One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father
I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you’re an orphan
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
Why don't orphans like to get lost??
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn't have a homepage
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan
On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.
the F in orphan stands for family
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.
Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
