Orphans jokes
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
The F in orphan stands for family.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.