Orphans jokes
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
The F in orphan stands for family.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.