Orphans jokes

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

What is an orphan's favorite TV show?

"Alone."

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do orphans get at Xmas?

Lonely.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

You know, their family dinners must be so happy.

Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.

The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

Because they can’t go home.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.