Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?