Orphans jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Q: An apple gets picked.

What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?

A selfie.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?

Father Les.

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

Orphan: "How?"

Kid: "You wouldn't know."

Orphan: "........."

Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

What school subject does an orphan love?

PE because they actually get picked.

Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."

Students: "oof"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Yeah, your parents."

Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!

Orphan: You will?

Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because dad never came back with the milk.

Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"

Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."

Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

Can orphans go to a family restaurant?

Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?

Because it is a family company. 😂 😂

What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.