Orphans jokes

Orphan

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Orphan

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

Orphan

Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."

Students: "oof"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Yeah, your parents."

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.

Orphan

What school subject does an orphan love?

PE because they actually get picked.

Dark Humor

Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

Orphan: "How?"

Kid: "You wouldn't know."

Orphan: "........."

Orphan

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

Orphan

Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!

Orphan: You will?

Orphan

Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"

Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."

Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."

Orphan

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

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    Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?

    Because it is a family company. šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚

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