Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!