What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
Orphans Jokes
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
