Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?