Orphans jokes
You're an orphan.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.