Orphans jokes

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Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

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Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.

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Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."

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How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.

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    Why did the orphan become a stripper?

    So she could have someone to call daddy.

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    Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

    Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

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    Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.

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    Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.

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    Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.

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    Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

    To be on top of the wanted list.

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    What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

    "Spiderman: No Way Home."

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    So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."

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