Orphans jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."