Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Orphans Jokes
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
