Orphans jokes
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What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips? Parent Signature: _______
These are meannnnn.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.