Orphans jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Orphans are cool.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.