Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Orphans are cool.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Stop the orphan jokes!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?