Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.