Orphans jokes
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why did the orphan kill himself?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.