Orphans jokes
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
You're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"