Orphans jokes
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why do orphans have no parents?
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What can orphans not do in school?
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."