Orphans jokes
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.