Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Orphans Jokes
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
