Orphans jokes
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.