Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why did the orphan kill himself?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.