Orphans jokes
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
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Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.