Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.