Orphans jokes
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!