Orphans jokes
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
You're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.