Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."