Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You can't give an orphan homework.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!