Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why did the orphan kill himself?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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What can orphans not do in school?
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.