Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!