Orphans jokes
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.