Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.