Orphans jokes
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!