Orphans jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
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If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.