Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.