Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Orphans Jokes
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
