Orphans jokes
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."