Orphans jokes
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."